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lostmyhumanity
The fuck is up with this place.

I got hit with like, ten pieces of angel-fuckin'-food cake yesterday. And slipped in something that had a strawberry filling. Do you know how much of a pain in the ASS it is to get food out of my hair when I can't even see it in a mirror? Goddamn. My jacket survived after a few washes, and hey, these boots were made t'get dirty.

And now it's raining normally. Little heavy, but as long as I don't see danishes next, I'm good. Staying inside, thank you kindly!

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I sorta liked the cake rain...free cake!! That's always good!

...you can't eat?

I mean, I know you're a vampire and you do the blood thing, but.

Sweets don't like me.

I really am quite the animal!

Aww, but sweets are...well, sweet.

But you can eat things besides blood...right?

Natural things. Not all sweets are out of the question, of course! I can have chocolate, a bit of it anyway. Seafoods are good, poultry and related farm animals are good.

But blood is the main food group!

What about coffee? I know that Conrad likes it, but I dunno if he can still drink it...

Used to. Last time I had it as a vampire it gave me a horrible fuckin' headache.

So does it look like floating food?

Pretty much! At least I can see where the crumbs are.

That's always a plus.

Hey, I'm Di Di.

Pleasure to meet you, Di Di! Always love seein' new faces.

Casimiro. You can call me Cas for short if y'like?

Same.

Okay, Cas it is.

So what kind of vampire are you? I just know there's a few kinds here.

Not sure what y'mean by what 'kinda' vampire I am doll, but I'm pretty much an average one, hm? Go out at night, find something living, take the blood, maybe kill it, repeat, circle of vampire life so on so forth!

I don't answer to doll, just so you know.

Di Di, then. Just bein' nice!

Calling me Di Di counts as nice.

See that's the kind of vampire I've heard about before.

And what kind of vampire is that, Di Di?

The ones you don't want to meet in a dark ally.

No reflection. Do you have trouble with holy objects and sunlight as well?

Hm? Yes on both accounts. The former is an unfortunate curse of mine as well, the latter is what we all deal with.

No, not all. Never lost the reflection and am unaffected by the other two.

That right? And how is that?

I'm different.

How has your stay here been thus far?

...right.

Other than that I have been findin' ways to enjoy it! I tend to enjoy bein' out and about.

Great deal of freedom here, what with the inept law enforcement and little in the way of hunters.

Good. Very good. I always have the best of fun when I know I won't be scolded! Hah, how childlike.

Watching the Police Force in action is very amusing. Their case average would be nine unsolved out of ten and I'm being generous in that assumption.

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